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Friday, November 15, 2013

Today in Gloriously TERRIBLE: The Heaven is for Real Trailer

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Nov 15, 2013 at 2:29 PM

Really bad news, guys! HEAVEN IS FOR REAL! Or at least this incredibly terrible/awesome trailer for the upcoming Easter movie Heaven is for Real says it is! Poor Greg Kinnear plays the dad, and someone who looks exactly like that gal from Little House on the Prairie plays the mom, and they have a son who almost died! And naturally, when you're an adorable tow-headed boy who almost dies, you get to temporarily visit heaven and then return to FREAK THE FUCK out of everyone around you.

I think this is supposed to be inspirational? But actually it just plays like some of M. Night Shyamalan's best work. WATCH IT (and reevaluate everything you thought to be bullshit)!

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