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Thursday, November 21, 2013

Fuck Your Thanksgiving Plans

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, Nov 21, 2013 at 11:29 AM

Some people like Thanksgiving! I am not really one of those people! (There's too much "food" and too many "people" for my liking.) But I am a person who likes the Muppets! AND CHECK OUT HOW DELIGHTFUL THIS LOOKS! It's the "Lady Gaga and The Muppets' Holiday Spectacular"!

And if that's not enough, OPB Plus has a Thanksgiving western marathon full of westerns I haven't even seen, like McLintock! As far as I can tell, McLintock! is 96 percent people falling into mud, one percent people falling into water or off of ladders or into piles of canned goods, two percent racist, one percent sexist, and 100 percent Chill Wills. Just like Thanksgiving!

Wait, what was that again?


God bless you, Muppets and OPB and Kristen Bell and Joseph Gordon-Levitt—and yes, even you, Lady Gaga. This Thanksgiving might be the first one I have ever looked forward to.


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