Happy Thanksgiving Eve, everybody! It’s me, Joneser, here to announce that tomorrow morning I’ll be live-blogging the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade right here on Blogtown. I did this a couple of years ago and it was a hoot. Since I’m not responsible for cooking any real food this year (and because I have a lot to say about balloons) I’m doing it again. Hooray!

This year’s parade boasts Richard Simmons, Joan Jett, the Duck Dynasty family, Jack Hannah (!), a bunch of band nerds in funny hats, some pop stars I’ve never heard of, corporate floats, and more! So bring your pre-holiday hangover and hang out with me tomorrow. The party starts at 9am!