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Monday, December 2, 2013

Half-Off Tix to "Your Holiday Office Party"... Today Only!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Dec 2, 2013 at 11:29 AM

People! The Mercury presents Your Holiday Office Party is gonna be soooooo fun! Silent Disco dancing, comedy, a Secret Santa raffle for charity, a business attire costume contest, a "make-out cubicle," a Xerox machine for taking pictures of your buttocks, BOOZE, and so much more!

BUT GET THIS! Buy your tickets today and you can get them for HALF-OFF. That's only $6 each (two per customer)! Simply hop over to and put in the code "cybermonday" at checkout time and you'll save, save, save! HURRY! TODAY ONLY!


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