It's true... nobody in the bagel shop gives two shits if you just got back from Nepal:
Stop wasting everyone's time while you dig through your change and sort out the "foreign currencies," as you mumble something about how you've been abroad so long that our money looks strange. I'm not going to ask you where you've been even though you want me to. All I want is for you to pay for your bagel and get the hell out. And why do you still have non-American money in your pockets? Have you not washed your pants since you've been back from your wannabe Eat, Pray, Love journey of self-discovery?
YOUR NEPAL MONEY DOESN'T SPEND HERE, OKAY?!? Hey, do you have a rant or confession you'd like to share with the world? Send it to the I, Anonymous Blog—where bitching and moaning is the only currency we accept.
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