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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Win Tickets to Your Holiday Office Party (Attendance Mandatory)

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Dec 11, 2013 at 12:14 PM

Surely the best office holiday party of the year will be this one: The Mercury presents Your Holiday Office Party (Attendance Mandatory!). There will be booze, Silent Disco dancing, a performance by Sex Life, your drunk mean boss/host Gabe Dinger, a raffle for awesome Secret Santa presents (benefitting Right 2 Dream Too), a make-out cubicle, a genital friendly Xerox machine, food, an "Ugly Tie/Uncomfortable Panty Hose" contest, and MORE!

Tickets are inexpensive, but if you're hard up for cash, check out this contest to WIN THREE PAIRS OF TICKETS on our Facebook page. (Contest ends at 4 pm today!!) Feeling unlucky? GET YOUR TICKETS HERE. The Holiday Office Party is this Friday night and tickets are moving fast! (Besides, like the boss says, "Attendance is mandatory.")



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