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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Think You're Too Old to Attend a Teenage New Year's Eve Party? THINK AGAIN.

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Dec 31, 2013 at 10:14 AM

Simply soak your hands (and face, and neck wattle) in creamy Ivory Liquid—just like 38-year-old Mrs. Hilary Byk who completely, COMPLETELY convinced a room full of teenagers that she's just as young as them! Of course a new hair-do helped, as well as a crazy mini-skirt! But how could she disguise her haggish, overly-large, hairy man hands? WATCH AND SEE.

AHHH... New Year's Eve is saved!


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