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Friday, January 17, 2014

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jan 17, 2014 at 3:29 PM

Sometimes I wish my life were a bit more interesting than it is... other times? NOT SO MUCH.

Thanks for attacking me the other night Anonymous for NO REASON. I guess I should have listened to everyone who said you were nuts (believe me it was literally everyone who has ever met you). Maybe I should have stopped being friends with you after the first time you attacked me. When you bit me so hard you took a 1/4" piece of flesh out of my lower back putting me in the hospital for a week with a bacterial blood infection (you got one DIRTY MOUTH)!

You bite your mother with that mouth? (Seriously, don't ever bite anybody. Somebody bit me in a bar last year, and I can't recommend it.) Hey, do you have a rant or confession to share with the world? Send it to the I, Anonymous Blog—which really bites, sometimes.


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