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Monday, January 20, 2014

Nine Reasons Not to Eat Pussy

Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Jan 20, 2014 at 1:37 PM

A straight guy at a website by and for straight guys who can't get laid to save their lives explains why straight guys like him shouldn't go down on all of those women who won't sleep with them. Gay panic, of course, makes the list:

When a man has sex with a woman, his biological material stays within a woman's vagina—even if a condom is used. While the vagina is self-cleaning, the process to completely cleanse can take months. Do you really want another man's biological material in your mouth? And even if you think you're in a committed relationship, by the time you find out your woman is cheating on you, it'll be too late.

And if that doesn't persuade you not to go down on all those women who won't sleep with you, straight guys who can't get laid, then do it—or don't do it—for her sake:

Even if you're a master swordsman, your penis can't compete with your tongue in terms of creating clitoral stimulation. Why? The amount of stimulation cunnilingus provides is unnatural. Think about it: If the clitoris was meant to receive that much direct stimulation, Mother Nature would have placed it within the vaginal walls instead of on the periphery.

Some folks in my Twitter feed are suggesting that this is a parody site. I don't have the patience to investigate. Anybody want to dive in?

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