COMEDY—Helium welcomes verrrry funny all-gentlemen improv squad Whiskey Tango to their stage. Comprised of some of Portland's top comedic talents (Gabe Dinger, Jed Arkley, Leon Anderson, Nathan Loveless, and Samuel De Roest), these handsome dandies are good enough to be invited to the upcoming San Francisco Sketchfest. See 'em now, and say you knew 'em when. WSH
Helium Comedy Club, 1510 SE 9th, 8 pm, $15
THEATER—Take a knee: One of Portland's smartest theater companies has something to say. Hand2Mouth's new show Pep Talk is a high-energy riff on coaches, teams, and of course, pre-game motivational speeches. It even includes a nod to Friday Night Lights' Coach Taylor, the most inspiring coach of them all. AH
Peninsula Park Community Center West Gym, 700 Rosa Parks Way, Fri-Sun 8 pm, Sun 3 pm, through Feb 16, $15-20
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