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Monday, January 27, 2014

Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jan 27, 2014 at 9:29 AM

GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! I put yo' boy on rock, rock. And he be lining down the block, just to watch what I got. LET'S GO TO PRESS.

In case you missed it, a 19-year-old gunman walks into a Maryland mall, and kills two skate shop employees before turning the gun on himself.

Republican Florida Congressman Trey Radel is set to resign after pleading guilty to cocaine possession charges.

Following the Grammys, Macklemore apologizes to Kendrick Lamar for "robbing him" of his best rap record award, thus—as the New York Times puts it—telling the world he recognizes his place in the hiphop ecosystem. (I didn't know there was a hiphop ecosystem!)

Oh, and here's a Grammys roundup, if you're interested!

The Mayor of Sochi—where the Winter Olympics will be held—is on the record as saying, "There are no gay people in my city." HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!

The Arizona Republican Party officially censures John McCain for being too liberal. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!

Five kids are swimming in an Australian watering hole and a crocodile bites one while taking another away. There's no need to mention the moral of this tale, is there?

Thousands of anti-abortion supporters march in San Francisco—shockingly, most of them were from out of town.

Dreamboat Jude Law testifies in the UK hacking trial... and discovers a close family member has been selling the tabloids his secrets. SCANDAL!

There is no Justin Bieber news of interest today. So far.

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Somewhat sunny today with increasing clouds, and lots of showers on the way!

And finally, I know I'm supposed to think she's cute... BUT SANDRA FREAKS ME OUT!!

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