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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Crest Launches Chocolate Toothpaste; Ummm... FINALLY!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jan 29, 2014 at 2:14 PM

Well, it's certainly taken them long enough, but the makers of Crest toothpaste have finally gotten their shit together and have produced what is obviously the greatest advance in dental hygiene since Glide tooth floss: CHOCOLATE FLAVORED TOOTHPASTE.


From Daily Mail:

Priced £3, the Mint Chocolate Trek flavour, pictured, is part of Procter & Gamble’s new Crest ‘Be’ line, which also includes Vanilla Mint Spark and Lime Spearmint Zest. And the toothpastes will still be good for teeth as they also contain sodium flouride.

The firm said it was responding to feedback from customers who said they found toothpaste boring.

Waitasecond... it's got FLUORIDE in it?? What are they trying to do? Vaccinate us with POISON? Nobody better put fluoride in my chocolate!!! Oh fucking never mind!

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