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Friday, February 14, 2014

The Only Valentine Song You Will Ever Need

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Feb 14, 2014 at 5:44 PM

Yes, perhaps some of you consider this another song in the "stalker oeuvre"—but I would argue that the line, "He can't stop me/from having daydreams/tonguing you down with UNGH! vanilla ice cream" is perhaps the most romantic thing ever uttered. Happy Valentine's Day to you, LL Cool J. Happy Valentine's Day... to everyone.


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