You've suspected it for a long time—and now the proof is finally here. SXSW attendees don't know what the fuck they're talking about, and are willing to lie to cover it up. In Jimmy Kimmel's latest edition of Lie Witness News, he sends a fake reporter out on the streets of Austin to ask SXSW visitors what they think of certain bands—BANDS WHO ARE ENTIRELY MADE UP. (Not so) shockingly, the respondents have tons of opinions about these groups that don't even exist. (In the attendees' defense? Every indie band in the world sounds exactly alike and they're all terrible.)