BEARS—How much do you know about bears? PROBABLY NOT ENOUGH, given that ONE COULD EAT YOU AT ANY MINUTE. Tonight, Bear Witness: Bear Storytelling Night takes over the Jack London Bar—offering stories, meditations, and warnings about all things bear. And there's free admission for anyone wearing a homemade bear hat, so you finally have an excuse to make a homemade bear hat. EH
The Jack London Bar, 529 SW 4th, 7 pm, $5
WRESTLING—The fun to be had watching classic lucha libre movies is seemingly inexhaustible, yet tonight not only is the monthly series Cinescopio (dedicated to Latin American golden age films) showing 1970's Santo and Blue Demon Against the Monsters (co-starring Frankenstein, Wolfman, and voluptuous vampires), you can also get your pic taken with Portland's own masked Luchadores, AND help judge a lucha libre fashion show! WSH
Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy, pre-show 6:30 pm, film 7 pm, $8t
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