• After this summer's Transformers: The One With Dinosaurs, there will be at least two more Transformers movies (hey, someone keeps seeing them, and statistically, it's probably you, which means you have no one to blame but yourself)
• A new ad for the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Now They Have Lips and Haunt Your Nightmares reveals that the film will feature at least one rocket-powered skateboard. Alas, there is still no sign of Krang
• Still playing: The Grand Budapest Hotel, Jodorowsky's Dune, Le Week-End, The Lunchbox, Ernest & Celestine, and Under the Skin. This has been a test to see if you were still paying attention to all the good shit that's currently playing in town, or if you just tuned out as soon as you saw "two more Transformers movies."
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