You know you're in for trouble when an I, Anonymous post starts out like this:
Dearest (Mexican) Neighbor, oh how I dislike you, but not because of your race, no.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard someone qualify their racism in this particular way, I'd have 24,757 nickels. I'M RICH!!! Anyway, read the rest here, check out the comments (the winning entry supplied by Commenty Colin for using the term "Senor Ding Dong"), and submit your own preferably-not-racist rant or confession to the I, Anonymous Blog—where we don't dislike you because you're white and privileged.
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