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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

The Difference Between James Cameron and Harrison Ford

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Wed, Apr 16, 2014 at 10:44 AM

Mr. Cameron: A Na'vi, the Alien Queen and the T-800 Terminator get in a fight. Who wins?

Is the T-800 armed or not armed?

An Armed T-800 with a plasma rifle will clean house, all it has to do is shoot the Alien Queen, and have it bleed on the Na'vi. I would think that all three of them unarmed. Queen beats Na'vi. Queen beats T-800, because the T-800 would tear the arm off a queen, which would dissolve the mantel and shut down the cyborg.

Now a Na'vi riding a leonopteryx, or a Na'vi riding a thanataur, that would be a different story. (Via.)

Hi Mr, Ford. I think we would all like to know: Who shot first? Han Solo or Greedo?

I don't know and I don't care. (Via.)

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