Another necessary reminder that tipping is next to godliness.
Hi Mr (I could use your name, but i won't). You've been to my bar EVERY Blazer game this entire season - to the point where I knew what you drink and knew your name. I poured your drink as you were standing in line, at least 4 times a game. I never got a dollar from you. Screw you, entitled man on the 300 level to whom I've always been nice. Let's do the math. 4-5 beers x $9, 41 games. At the least, that's $1,476 spent without a dollar tip. I hate you.
Bet this Blazer drunk won't get the same nice treatment next season! Hey, do YOU have a confession, rant, or reminder to share with the world? Drop it off in the I, Anonymous Blog—who universally hates the entitled man on the 300 level.
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