On Britain's Got Talent, a Canadian magician decides he's better than anyone else in England and tries out for the show... and you know what? HE'S RIGHT. Check out magic man Darcy Oake produce a mind-numbing amount of birds out of thin air and then blow the brain right out of the panel's head with his final trick. (Skip the terrible first 1:30 of the vid which is just the usual terrible get-to-know him portion of these shows... unless you want to imagine those birds suffocating underneath his coat the entire time.)

SORCERY!!!!