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Wednesday, April 30, 2014

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Apr 30, 2014 at 3:29 PM

Seriously? I'm not allowed to go into Sam's anymore?

Quit fucking with Sam's! Sam's is a pool hall/tavern that serves a great meal for around $10. It is NOT a place for free range organic beef, chicken, or gluten free dining. If you want that, Whole (paycheck) Foods has a cafe three blocks away. It is there for you. Quit being so fucking cheap and support it. You have your Trader Joe's, wine bar, Thai, and sushi restaurants in the district. All we have left is Sam's. A place to get breakfast and a drink after the graveyard shift. It was here long before you could quote lines from Portlandia. So quit being so intolerant. and accept diversity. Not everyone wants to be like you! You are like cheap Republicans with tattoos. So STFU. Don't fuck with Sam's!

Look, pal! I don't eat at Sam's... I DRINK AT SAM'S. So why don't YOU get the fuck out? (Sheesh!) Anyway, do you have a confession or rant to share with the world? Drop it off in the I, Anonymous Blog—which is also not allowed in Sam's!!


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