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Thursday, May 1, 2014

Another Reason to Hate Lampreys

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, May 1, 2014 at 2:14 PM

The Animal Planet network dips its toe into the terrible-movies-usually-shown-on-Syfy pond with this new flick from the crazed minds of Asylum (the proud papas of Sharknado), called Blood Lake: Attack of the Killer Lampreys. Pros: It stars Shannon Doherty and a bunch of face-sucking, blood-thirsty lampreys. Cons: ... well, I was going to say that it's a "con" when supposedly educational networks broadcast fake shit like this... but everybody's doing it—so you win, "ignorance."

Oh, and this is a lamprey, by the way.



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