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Friday, May 2, 2014

Now That They've Successfully Repealed and Replaced Obamacare, Triumphant House Republicans Are Finally Going to Figure Out Benghazi

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, May 2, 2014 at 1:44 PM

It's been a long, hard journey, but now that House Republicans have finally saved America from the Marxist scourge of affordable health care, they're moving on to the second item on their docket. Fox News says:

House Republicans moved on two fronts Friday to dig for answers on Benghazi, with Speaker John Boehner announcing a special committee to investigate and a key panel subpoenaing Secretary of State John Kerry to testify.

The commenters on Fox News indicate that this special committee and key panel will uncover the truth, which is apparently that Barack Obama himself ordered the attacks on Benghazi. With the record-breaking winning streak that the Republicans are on right now, I wouldn't be surprised if this panel ripped the lid off the whole seamy deal in less than two weeks.


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