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Tuesday, May 20, 2014

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, May 20, 2014 at 2:59 PM

Once again the eternal question is asked: "What's Up with the Babies??"

I don't understand. Sex is a nice time and so is putting your hand on someone else's waist. BUT FAMILIES???!!! I love children and working in teams but from my perspective the world is a big old mountain with piles of dung getting heaped up taller and taller every day around it. AND YOU WANT TO HAVE A BABY? TWO BABIES? TWINS? QUINTUPLETS?

And they smell funny! Don't forget about that! Read the rest here, and if you have a complaint about the way I'm having sex (or maybe an unrelated rant or confession), drop it off in the I, Anonymous Blog—it's like a mental vasectomy!


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