Here's an I, Anonymous from someone who has an unusual sense of humor:
It was I who took your money, but I think you already know that. I saw you drop your shit as I was skating by, so I stopped to help and to my surprise, there's a fat $20 on the ground with all your other stuff. As I helped you pick it up, this fool palmed and kept it for himself, old school. When I skated away, I could've sworn I heard you yell at me, but I couldn't be sure and I didn't dare look back. Once I drank down your twenty, the thought of you knowing it was me made me laugh my ass off. For some reason, the idea of me, a grown man, stealing some kid's lunch money was the funniest thing ever.
The only thing funnier would've been if the kid had leukemia, amirite? HIGH FIVE, AWFUL PERSON! Do you need a website where you can prove to the world that you're a worthless shit-heel? By all means, drop your rants and confessions in the I, Anonymous Blog—where taking advantage of people is gut-bustingly heeeelarious!