Ah, okay, maybe this is a little insider-baseball, but fans of Portland comedy will appreciate the fact that someone snagged the Twitter handle @ShaneTorres and is using it to mercilessly parody the real Shane Torres (@SyrupMountain).
Sure, maybe there's a chance no One's listening to my prayers at night, but it's comforting to have a routine, ya know? #cinnabon
— Shane Torres (@ShaneTorres) June 4, 2014
A seagull stole my french fry.
— Shane Torres (@ShaneTorres) June 8, 2014
I have a heart like a carpenter's hands.
— Shane Torres (@ShaneTorres) June 9, 2014
The joke, see, is that a lot of Shane's material hinges around life being kind of a bummer. Also, mall food courts.
@ShaneTorres I will find you.
— shane torres (@SyrupMountain) June 7, 2014
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