Normally we don't allow I, Anonymous bloggers to include actual names in their posts. But like everything in life... there are exceptions to the rule.

Safeway. We need to talk. You've been slipping and everyone knows it. In everyone single one of your stores there are incredibly long lines. You usually have a dozen check out stations but I've never seen more than two of them staffed. EVERY. SINGLE. STORE.

I agree: Up your game, Safeway! Fred Meyer stores studied the problem and completely revamped their line strategy to insure no one's waiting for more than five minutes, and... damn it, Anonymous. You led me right into your "petty trap"!! Okay fine. Do you have a rant, confession, or petty trap you'd like to lure me into? Send it to the I, Anonymous Blog—where it may take up to 8 hours to get your post published. (I'm not Fred Meyer.)