Hey, internet readers! Here's another reason besides the smell of fresh ink to pick up the printed version of the Mercury this week: We made you paper dolls! Using two sets of adorable Portland queer folk, along with clothing drawn by Kjersti Faret, the dolls make a fun game out of demonstrating how getting married—while grand, and all—transforms you from a hip young thang into a normal-ass, dweeb-tastic norm, with a variety of outfit combinations to demonstrate. Cut 'em out and play along at home!