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Monday, June 30, 2014

Sharknado 2 Trailer: I Will Allow It!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jun 30, 2014 at 2:29 PM

Will Sharknado 2: The Second One (coming to Syfy July 30th) reach the lofty intellectual heights of its predecessor? I DO NOT KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION. However, despite the crushingly boring minute of conversation between Ian Ziering and Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath, things go sufficiently bonkers around the 1:36 mark, because that's when the shark-infested tornado comes in, Judah Friedlander's enormous baseball bat comes out, and a hilariously terrible actor saying, "SIGH. Where is this damn train?" occurs. Don't worry, fans—everything will be just fine.


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