HOLY HELL. Look, gang! The octopus from the old Greek Cusina downtown has popped up on Craigslist!

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Greek Cusina, on SW 4th and Washington, closed down more than four years ago, in January 2010—after a blistering code fight between owner Ted Papas and then-zoning Commissioner Randy Leonard. (That code fight later spilled into a court fight.) The iconic sea beast was moved to a fancifully painted barbershop out on SW Barbur the month after.

The octopus is looking a little worse for wear these days. But the ad doesn't explain why it's got to go. It also doesn't include anything like... oh... say... contact information. Just a note that whoever shows up to kick the thing's tentacles come with their own crane.