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Monday, July 14, 2014

Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jul 14, 2014 at 9:29 AM

GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Everybody here, get it outta control. Get your backs off the wall, 'cause Misdemeanor said so. LET'S GO TO PRESS.

Militants in Iraq burst into a house of prostitution, murdering 28 women and six men.

Israel claims it shot down a drone along its southern coast, and guess what? It wasn't ours!

By using a little known regulation in the human trafficking law, President Obama can reportedly relieve the troubling "unaccompanied minors coming in from Mexico" problem without consulting the know-nothing, do-nothing congress.

The small conservative town of Latta, South Carolina hands their mayor his ass for trying to fire their openly gay police chief.

One of China's top TV anchors has been detained on charges of bribery.

Expect another update from Apple, because a new report indicates that your iPad may cause rashes on your body.

Actor David Legeno (who played werewolf Fenrir Greyback in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince) died while hiking near California's Death Valley.

Also dead, Nadine Gordimer, Nobel prize winning South African author, at the age of 90.

Here are some fun pix from yesterday's World Cup final, which includes a photo of Rihanna pulling up her shirt. Because... soccer!

Also in soccer playing news, the Timbers are shut out and down by the Seattle Sounders, two-zip.

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: The clouds are burning off already, and you can expect a sunny high of 89 today and a "phew!"-inducing 94 tomorrow!

And finally, here's something that used to crack my ass up when I was a kid... and it's still funny today! Enjoy the comic genius of Rod Hull and his Emu.


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