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Wednesday, July 16, 2014

I Wish Denis Had to Do This...

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jul 16, 2014 at 1:59 PM

As I write this, it's a dead heat in Denis Theriault's Worst. Night. EVER! poll, between "Elaborate Nerd Trolling" (in which Denis must annoy nerds at a jazz festival) and a six-mile obstacle course called "Race the Reaper." And while many of you think there's NO WAY Denis could finish such a grueling course, I would like to call your attention to Kacy Catanzaro, who only weighs 100 lbs., yet is the first woman to NAIL the wildly challenging "finals obstacle course" from American Ninja Warrior. Look upon Kacy, Denis! AND BE INSPIRED.

(Check out the "ring toss" at 1:30, and the "salmon ladder" at 3:30! AH-MAY-ZING!)

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