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Wednesday, July 23, 2014

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jul 23, 2014 at 2:59 PM

Uh-oh... trouble at home!

I hate your 20-year-old worthless stripper girlfriend. I hate the way she took over the spare bedroom and painted it all stupid (without asking). I hate the way her dog and "other neglected pets" live here now. I hate the way she can't attempt communications at anything less than a hundred decibels. I hate the way you pretend she doesn't live here and that's why she shouldn't have to pay any rent/bills. I hate the way she comes home every night at 4am, passes out and pisses on my couch.

Oh, but that's not all! Stick around for more of what this person hates (along with a shocking surprise ending that may shock and surprise you)! And while you're there, drop off your own rant or confession in the I, Anonymous Blog—it may shock or surprise you!

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