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Thursday, July 24, 2014

The First Trailer for Erotic Twilight Fanfic: The Movie

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, Jul 24, 2014 at 12:39 PM

We now live in a world where Twilight fanfic is repurposed as a bestselling book series and then repurposed again into a movie series. A movie series that now features a Beyoncé song (C'MON BEYONCÉ, YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS), and that looks exactly as silly and self-serious as you'd expect. First obvious prediction: This movie and its sequels (of which, if the drawn-out movie versions of Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, and Twilight are any indication, there will be at least three of) will make a horrifying amount of money. Second obvious prediction: There's no way that Universal Pictures isn't already planning a a line of tie-in merchandise.

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