This Week in the Mercury

Savage Love


Savage Love

Inanimate Objections

Caught on Camera!


Caught on Camera!

Iffy Journalism Tactics in Nightcrawler

Friday, July 25, 2014

The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jul 25, 2014 at 2:59 PM

I'm pretty sure this isn't addressed to me...

Hooked up and screwed a couple of times. I told you I have a boyfriend and you were cool with that. Fast forward a few weeks and we are not even on speaking terms, weird and yet your call. I'm gonna fuck you again buddy boy because that was some damn good fucking. My brain is STILL a little wonky and my knees are a still a little weak, but. I'm going to find you and find you out and follow you home for a another round because that.was.awesome. Gonna get you buddy boy, keep your peepers on.

... which is why I'm throwing it out there. Good job, random sex person! You seem to have really impressed this gal. (Psst! Do not answer the phone, and in fact, change your number and move to a far-away city.) Ahem. Do you have a rant or confession you'd like to share with the world? Send it to the I, Anonymous Blog—where you should blink three times if you think you're in danger.


Comments (0)

Subscribe to this thread:

Comments are closed.

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy