Dear Bayern Munich fans,

On behalf of the people of Portland, I wholeheartedly apologize for this:

I can only assume The Flaming Lips chose not to cover this tune yesterday during their free MLS All-Star Game concert at Waterfront Park. In fact, the only thing that should cover this song is six feet of dirt. Even Hasselhoff-loving Germans think this is an abomination.

h/t Timbers Memes