Okay... which one of you b-holes called the police on this terrible street singer?

To the assholes who called the cops on me last night, fuck you. There I was sitting outside an ice cream shop playing my guitar and the popo roll up to tell me to stop. I'm homeless and just trying to make a little extra money by playing my guitar. It was acoustic, not even plugged into an amp. Sorry it somehow interrupted your yuppie beauty sleep.

DON'T CALL THE POLICE ON STREET SINGERS, GUYS. Simply report them to the Music Cops, who will visit them and inform them how terrible they are. (Wait... whaddaya mean there are no "music cops"? Mayor Hales was supposed to include it in the budget this year!! What the... GRRRRRRR!) Anyway, need to sing your sad song to somebody? Try the I, Anonymous Blog—where everyone will happily tell you how terrible you are.

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