The one thing that this legitimately impressive Liam Neeson Kill Map (via Collider, via A.V. Club, via Blogtown pal Ezra) proves is that for each of us, our time on this planet is painfully limited—we might struggle mightily to distract ourselves or to convince ourselves otherwise, but there is simply no getting around the fact that at some point, Liam Neeson is going to find us and kill each of us.

He might use a gun; he might use a knife. He might use a helicopter; he might use a doorknob. He might use a car door; he might use a lion who's a thinly disguised stand-in for Jesus Christ, who, by the way, cannot and will not save you from Liam Neeson.

He might use a lightsaber. He might use a lightning bolt. But he is coming for us all.

Not even included yet: The tally for the upcoming Taken 3, which is actually going to be called Tak3n. High five, whoever made that decision.

Oh, and related: Check out Andrew Wright's glowing review of Neeson's latest, A Walk Among the Tombstones, which pops up with a relatively humble four kills on this map, and is currently at the top of my list of things I need to fucking leave the house and see already:

Amid the gumshoed masses of fictional detectives, author Lawrence Block's Matt Scudder looms large and wounded, an unlicensed private eye who continually takes the weight of the world on his shoulders in an attempt to quiet his inner demons. Adapting the 10th book in Block's Scudder series, Scott Frank's A Walk Among the Tombstones nails the mournful cynicism of the source material. If the sight of a man in a trenchcoat doggedly chasing down leads dings your particular pleasure centers, get to the theater as soon as you can. (Via.)