GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! I've got to make a play to make my lover stay. So what would an angel say, the devil wants to know. LET'S GO TO PRESS.
An Oregon defense attorney accidentally brings his personal bondage handcuff keys into prison—and let the hubbub ensue!
Well... they're no Ariana Grande... but let's welcome the triumphant return of Sleater-Kinney!
A Portland family is ripped off by a thief... while holding an open house.
More BOOM BOOM BOOM against ISIS as the US reports 12 airstrikes against Islamic State in Iraq and Syria.
NBC medical correspondent Dr. Nancy Snyderman (who was suspected of contracting Ebola) is having her ass handed to her after issuing a terrible explanation for allowing one of the quarantined members of her group to skip out for Chinese food.
In much better Ebola news, according to the World Health Organization, Nigeria's Ebola outbreak is officially over. (Now on to West Africa!)
Meanwhile back in the states, the newly crowned Ebola Czar (love that name) is busy mending the flubs caused by the White House.
Things are looking tough for Democrats seeking to hold the Senate, as Republicans are hitting the campaign trail more confident than ever.
A possible serial killer is arrested in Indiana, and his confession has led to the discovery (so far) of seven bodies.
Lawyers for Jennifer Lawrence are going after Google and the company is responding, removing links to sites that are hosting hacked nude photos of the star.
Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: The rain has returned and so shall it stay from now until eternity.
And finally... let's do a good job at work this week, guys. Because if you don't? Well... here's Sir Ian McKellan to let you know what will happen.