HAPPY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE DAY, EVERYBODY! As you know I purchased my tickets for tonight's Justin Timberlake concert at the Moda back in April—and immediately placed myself in a cryogenic freezing chamber so I could sleep through all the anticipation! However, I woke myself up three days ago to start posting these insightful and nostalgic "Today in Justin Timberlake History" posts. Day before yesterday I posted a video of N*SYNC's unsuccessful science experiments on a space station in which Justin accidentally murdered his girlfriend in a transporter beam. (Whoops.) Yesterday I posted an N*SYNC performance in which the boy band documents an average Friday night for them... pimping out prostitutes. AND YET THERE ARE SO MANY MORE VIDEOS TO SHARE!

That's why I'm having a fire sale of all my fave Justin Timberlake videos. So enjoy, and if you're going to the JT show tonight, look for me in the front row! (I'll be the one dressed up like him during his performance on Star Search. He'll get the joke. Speaking of which....)

Next, here's young Justin and young Ryan Gosling (SQUEEEEE!!) introducing Xscape on the Mickey Mouse Club—and exposing their considerable violent tendencies.

In this video, Justin and N*SYNC are committed to an insane asylum... because THEY LOVE YOU TOO MUCH, GURL! (This is not offensive to the mentally ill in the least.)

MORE AFTER THE JUMP!

Here's another N*SYNC classic in which the boys are dead. Luckily, they all made it to heaven and have the same tailor.

This has almost nothing to do with Justin, but get a load of it anyway: In this CBS special Céline Dion COMPLETELY upstages N*SYNC with their hit "That's the Way it Is"—which isn't all that surprising, but there's really no reason for the guys to even be there! (I think Justin learned his greatest lesson from her.)

And in all seriousness, here's the greatest song/video combination Justin ever produced. (It was so great, at the time I forced all Mercury employees to learn the dance. They failed miserably.)