FINALLY! Some helpful tips for all those clueless guys on OkCupid:

Stop being a bunch of fucking creepers. Just because you see my profile and find me attractive, does not mean:

I find you attractive.

You have to email and ask stupid questions ("Whoa, wait. Why do you want to learn to play the banjo?" - Really?)

Stalk my profile (a view each and every hour is a bit much, don't you think?)

Send me the same fucking generic message on at least three occasions, ("Hey. I really liked your profile and pics. Let me know if you want to chat.") -I wasn't interested the first 2 times you emailed me and I am still not. Also, you sent that exact same message to my roommate, twice).

Don't worry, creepers! There are even MORE tips for you here! In the meantime, do YOU have a rant, confession, or much needed words of advice to share with the world? By all means drop them in the I, Anonymous Blog—where we can take a hint. Can you?