Did you catch last night's edition of The Walking Dead—in which Daryl wolfed down a plate of spaghetti? HAW! HAW! Hilarious! This season is really turning out good so far... so let's chitty-chat about it. After the jump you'll find my spoiler-ific recap of last night's episode, so let's jump on it, Chatty Cathy!

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Here's what I'm thinking about last night's episode, "Forget."

1) Sasha wakes up in her place to find herself surrounded by the new traveling museum exhibit, "Look at all the happy honkies." Apparently the exhibit is not to her liking, because she takes the photos out to the woods to blow holes in them with her sniper rifle. (Everybody's a critic! Or rather everybody's a critic with PTSD.)

2) Meanwhile Rick, Daryl and Carol are planning a gun-stealing scheme at the nearby garbage dump—doesn't look suspicious at all! Rick discovers a zombie with the letter "W" carved in its forehead. WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? Well, I suppose we'll find out later, but for the time being let's just assume the "W" stands for "Whassssup?" because the zombie was a fan of those old Budweiser commercials.

3) Daryl stumbles upon Creepy McColumbiaSportswear out in the woods, and they don't kiss. However, they do see a horse running free, which is a metaphor for Daryl being confined and McColumbiaSportswear being gay—but they still don't kiss. Yet.

4) Prime Minister Deanna gives Michonne the WORST security jacket of all time, and says she'll think about it when Rick insists they have an armed sniper (Sasha: "ME! ME! ME! PICK ME!") 24-7 in the clock tower. In the meantime? PM Deanna says, "Please come to my very awkward white persons party tonight!" Carol responds, "I'm a white person, so that sounds awesome. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to leave a window unlocked in the armory, so I can NOT sneak away from the party tonight, and NOT steal a bunch of guns. Byeeeeee!"

5) A bunch of zombies capture and eat the crap out of Buttons the Wild Horse, which is a metaphor for Daryl and McColumbiaSportswear, and to a lesser degree, actual buttons. (They still don't kiss.)

6) Meanwhile at the Awkward White Person's Party, it's just as awkward as you might suspect. Especially when Rick plants a kind of rapey cheek kiss on Jessie McHairdresser, and Sasha screams at another woman, "You guys are so stupid and I want to snipe you all so baaaad!" (That reminds me so much of my junior prom.) Carol takes the opportunity to sneak out and into the armory where she's discovered by a kid we'll call "Cindy Lou Who." Carol says to Cindy Lou, "Either accept my gift of cookies, or I'll tie you to a tree and let zombies eat your balls off." Cindy takes the cookies. Good choice, Cindy!

7) Daryl is invited in to McColumbiaSportswear and Clay Aiken's house for a giant spaghetti feed. As Daryl wolves down the spaghetti (to hilarious effect), McColumbiaSportswear invites him to take Clay's place as his fellow "recruiter" in the outside world. He says yes, and they don't kiss. BUT THEY WILL.

8) Rick, Daryl and Carol meet back at the garbage dump where she passes out the guns—except to Daryl who is too busy daydreaming about spaghetti and kissing McColumbiaSportswear to accept. Rick goes back inside, sees Jessie McHairdresser and her husband, and pats his gun while daydreaming about murdering him and giving her bunches of rapey cheek kisses. THE END.

9) I'M REALLY DIGGING THIS SEASON, GUYS. Somehow the writers have skirted around the "living on the farm/prison curse of boredom" and have created some real tension in this so-called "paradise." Plus Carol's sweaters and Daryl's spaghetti fetish is hilarious. What are you guys thinking? Leave your comments in the comments, and I'll see you next week—when we'll KISS. Or maybe not.