This person is really mad at his roommate... and maybe for good reason?

Remember how I had to piss so bad and you wouldn't stop the fucking car because you were in a hurry to meet up with some internet ho, but you were so kind as to give me your empty Yoo-Hoo bottle? Guess what? Now I have fucking herpes! And don't try and tell me it wasn't you, you Valtrex-popping motherfucker. Now I have something to remember you by for all eternity, you fucking douchebag.

Getting herpes from a Yoo-Hoo bottle is perhaps the worst way to get herpes... except for maybe a can of Red Bull? If you have a rant or embarrassing confession to share with the world, drop it in the I, Anonymous Blog—which was just tested three months ago. (We're not saying how the tests turned out.)