But office pools aren't the best part of March Madness (yes they are). The best part of March Madness is talkin' trash (no it isn't). For the people who are too busy LOSING FUCKING OFFICE POOLS TO LADIES to come up with their own shit-talk, here is a guide to help you hate some of the teams in the tournament.
KENTUCKY—By far the best team in college basketball. They recruited all the best players last year, and then a bunch of them stayed in college, and they recruited all the best players in the country this year, too. No one will be surprised if they win the whole thing. How fucking boring is that? Kentucky winning would be like if a Nazi killed Indiana Jones in the first three minutes of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Well yeah, of course they killed Indiana Jones, they're the Nazis and he was a college professor.