Some digs on a newspaper we've never heard of popped up over on the I, Anonymous blog: "Willamette Weakly." Hmm, doesn't ring a bell.

How about advice on how to move up in the world? I want to dine at the restaurants that 1%ers go to every night at least once in a blue moon. Not that I don't admire frugality, I do. But do you really need to turn into some sort of survival guide for the slaves of the service industrial complex?

Oh, but then Handsome McHaberdasher has the sweetest of sweet burns on the Anonymous writer:

May I provide some advice on how to move up in the world? Don't equate your employment to slavery.

Schooled. If you haven't figured this out by now, let me clue you in—the I, Anonymous Blog is a blog where commenters reign supreme in a land devoid of guff-takers.