While "hipsters"—or whatever it is you think "hipsters" are—consistently claim the top spot in the ongoing "Portland's Most Loathed" competition, parents and their kids have been coming in a close second. Here's a rant sensitively titled, "Do You Still Wipe Their Ass, Too?"

Hey parents who take their kids to the public pool/swim lessons, your 10 year old doesn't need help showering. Are you going to go off to college with her and stand in the shower with her at her dorm? I thought helicopter parenting was starting to go out of style, but you sure wouldn't know it at suburban swim centers. I'm so fucking tired of trying to shower after lap swimming while you stand fully clothed in the shower room helping your 10 year old shower while your 4 year old runs around unsupervised staring at every naked lady.

So what did we learn from this? Parents shouldn't escort their children into public locker rooms—even when there's a weird, angry naked person paying a bit too much attention to them. Thanks for the tip, Anonymous! Hey, do YOU have an illogical rant or tearful confession you'd like to share with the world? Drop it off in the I, Anonymous Blog—where there's always "p" in our "ool."

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