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HEY, BUZZY! Yeah, you with the apple pipe. Get yourself real high on some chronic pot weed, and enjoy this game designed just for you canna-heads out there. It's fun and easy to play, so turn off that rerun of Adventure Time and call your friends! Hilarity ensues once the action starts, and it's fun for everyone (provided they are over 21 and don't get all paranoid and useless).

• Start with three decks of cards, shuffled together. One person is designated the "dealer," and they deal 26 cards each to all six players. All players take one bong hit.

• The person with the highest face card goes first. All players take one bong hit.

• Except that there will be three equally high face cards, because you are using three decks. So if more than one player gets the high face card, those players take TWO bong hits. All other players take one bong hit.

• The person with the lowest-value card rolls the dice. All players take one bong hit.

• That's right—dice. You're gonna need five pairs of dice. No, I don't know where you get dice. Same place you got the cards, I guess. Take one bong hit and chill.

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