The rain's back, Portlanders.

A Colorado Springs man was cited by police for blowing eight rage-filled holes in his computer. Lucas Hinch, 37, reportedly told authorities, "It was glorious ... Angels sung on high." I get it, man.

When I go to a Starbuck's, I always think about how the one thing they're missing (besides delicious coffee) is booze. So when I found out several local coffee shop locations are working to get their Oregon liquor licenses, I was like yay! but then I figured out they're only serving beer and wine, which don't sound good in my coffee at all. Boo! I mean, booooooooze. Let's work on that, mmkay, Starbucks?

You know how millions of bees are dying? There's new evidence that suggests pesticides are "alluring and harmful" to bees.

Good morning, boobs! City Council members in Venice Beach, Calif. voted 12 to 2 in favor of an ordinance to allow girls to sunbathe topless on city beaches. The council member who introduced the motion, Melissa Diner, said she was inspired by the #FreeTheNipple campaign, saying that women be “afforded the same rights as men to sunbathe topless on the sands of Venice Beach”. Excellent idea!

'Evil Twin': An otherwise healthy 26-year-old woman, Yamini Karaman, was having debilitating headaches and became unable to function over the course of several weeks. When doctors performed brain surgery on her, they found "a clump of bone, hair and teeth. A Frankenstein’s monster within Karanam’s own mind." Hello nightmares.

Brett Robinson, 33, a former Washington County jail employee who stands accused of sexual misconduct for allegedly having sex with an inmate at the jail, won't be allowed to plead insanity. Bummer for her.

Here's a video of some guy riding a BMX bike over a Lamborghini in downtown Portland last Saturday. I get why it's funny, but there's no reason to be a dick.