In this awkward conversation, a person meets his new neighbor... an "Apple Genius." (Uh-oh.)

You said you were an "Apple Genius" who worked downtown. I, in an attempt to strike up a possible like-minded conversation told you that I too "work with computers" (albeit in a more professional capacity), and admitted to still owing about $75K in student loans. You saw my phone and rolled your eyes as it was not a iPhone (it was a "crappy" Samsung Galaxy S6). I made a playful joke about the iPhone 6 still using the exact same camera since the 4s and you went all "Apple Apologist" on me. I steered the conversation away from that apparently sensitive area, you attempted to make fun of my shoes and it started getting more awkward. I offered my hand and a "no hard feelings, it's been a long day", and you eyed it like I was offering you a fist-full of dog shit and said: "Uhhhh, not this time, pal."

Ugggghhh! Apple Genius?!? Anyone who calls themselves that needs to be put in the public stockade, where children can throw rotten vegetables at their stupid, dumb faces. But that's just my opinion! Do YOU have an opinion, rant, or confession? Send it to the I, Anonymous Blog—where at least the neighbors aren't this guy!