It's Saturday! Bacon and waffles for breakfast!
Who went protesting for May Day yesterday? These guys! There was pepper spray; there were flashbangs; it was a veritable smorgasbord of unrest. Typical day in Portland.
More atypically, six Baltimore police officers yesterday were charged in the April death of Freddie Gray.
Pssssssst, 10 Barrel: Did you see MillerCoors is getting sued for false advertising after claiming Blue Moon is a craft beer? Oh, you did? Cool.
Former Oregon First Lady Cylvia Hayes doesn't want the Oregonian to have her emails, but the O really wants to make us read more crap about how self-important that woman is, so attorneys talked in circles about it yesterday.
There's an undersea volcano erupting off the Oregon coast. Cool.
Apparently the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge had a baby girl. Big woop.
Nigeria has freed another 234 women and children from Boko Haram captivity.
Stay away from Iowa. The governor has declared a state of emergency due to a bird flu outbreak. Eew.
Here's a video from yesterday's protest that's about as close as you probably ever want to be to the receiving end of a stream of cop's pepper spray:
